Monday, April 25, 2011


Easter was an a very eventful day to say the very least.  I had it at my house this year.  It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.  Hell by the way things were going, I threw a hell of a party.  The kids were happy with their baskets, the girl wasn't to much of a pain in ass.  Everyone headed over at 1ish, and everyone headed straight for the wine.  I don't know how many bottles I opened, but it was a lot.  About an hour after everyone got here, the entire family (adults only) were drunk or half drunk.  My uncle passed out, mouth open on my couch for two hours (lucky him he slept most of it off) while the rest of us got smashed.  Finally everyone left around 6:30ish and the hubby who was driving our go cart around was like hey wanna go for a ride?  I was folding laundry in order to keep myself from passing out and was like sure! So we left the kids with the 17 year old for an hour or so and we ended up driving the go cart to our friends house across the street from my aunts who was also there like 2 blocks away.  More wine!  Lets just say this morning I think I went to work drunk, and my son lost his tooth last night and his idiot drunken parents forgot to leave the tooth fairy money under his pillow.  I got the dollar out of my purse and gave it to the hubby and in the middle of the night he was like is that money on the dresser?  Where did that come from?  DUH!  So needless to say he will be getting double what he would have for our fuck up.  Other then that it was a good day. 

This weekend the in laws are coming for a visit.  That should be interesting, it always is.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Wednesday's Suck!

Well the boys last game gave them a little dose of reality on Saturday.  They LOST......BAD!  10-0.  That's OK though, they cant win them all.  Then we went to my absolute favorite place to eat for dinner.  It was sooo good.  That was my extra little birthday carry over from last weekend.  So our friends birthday was on Saturday night at some dive bar, at like 8:30.  We are not night owls to say the least.  It was weird leaving the house that late.  Usually were already in our pj's and ready for bed.  I know were losers.  I'm turning into my mom.  Anyways, we had a good time, had a few beers and listened to some really bad karaoke.  Like so bad it ruined some songs that I once liked.  The person who invented that blasted machine should be shot.  And I know it's all in fun or whatever, but seriously,  it was really bad.  And I guess when your drunk it doesn't matter.

So work has been OK so far this week.  I am all alone, but they have been behaving themselves so far.  Then again the weeks not over yet.  It's been nice the girl has been at her dads all week and it's just been quiet and peaceful.  She returns Thursday.  God help me over the weekend.  Just in time for my therapy appointment.  I'm probably going to need it after this weekend.  Somehow I got suckered into having Easter at my house.  Which is OK, but I am one of those strange people who only like very few people at a time in my house, not the entire family...all at once.  I guess you could say not a party person.  I don't mind going, but don't like throwing.  HA, I made a rhyme!  But I guess since my house is larger now, I got to do my part and take a holiday.  And maybe I will enjoy it, who knows.

Well happy hump day, it's back to work for me!

Friday, April 15, 2011

Long Week!

Oh my holy hell, I am so glad it's Friday!  Sorry I've been away, but I have been super duper busy!  Baseball has started up for the boy, and so far the girl has remained manageable. 

OK lets start with last weekend, my birthday weekend!  YAY 33!  So I wasn't having much of a birthday because of baseball.  So I decided before opening ceremonies, and my mom feeling bad about not doing anything that day, she offered to take me to breakfast.  So I was like OK that sounds good, we'll do it early.  Well the whole family came to my surprise.  But it was nice and I really appreciated it.  And I got my favorite bundt cake just for me!  So blah blah, baseball all day.  My son though was the first one to score and that gave all the kids some much needed confidence.  They all started hitting the ball and scoring.  It was awesome, they creamed the other team, and I was very proud.  I was fucking freezing my ass off but really proud.  So Sunday we went to moms house for lunch/dinner.  Her and my aunt made my grandmas rice balls.  So rice balls, 3 bottles of wine, and more bundt cakes, and it was a party!  My poor hubby though, between me, mom and my two aunts, all drunk well lets just say he had a lot of girl talk.

Well nothing interesting happened this week, just work and typical bullshit.  We did however acquire the step bastard back after 3 weeks of bliss from him being at his moms house.  She got sick of him and told him to go back to our house.  The hubby's like I don't want him back here either, but now were stuck with him for the moment at!  I finally did my taxes on Wednesday.  I have been putting it off cause I owed.  Double boo!  So I nit picked every little possible deduction until I got us into the green.  I didn't care if I got a fucking buck back, it was better then having to pay.  So yay I actually came out $200.00 ahead.  And found this form where you can put settled credit card debit from the 1099 we got.  It basically means we were broke at the time and don't have to put it on our 1040 as income.  So This one stupid little one page form, didn't look that difficult till you read the instructions.  Reading IRS instructions for tax forms is like reading Chinese.  Unless you can read Chinese....good luck.  So I did the best I could, but was a little scared I didn't do it right so I decided to call the IRS.  I know, but really the guy was totally helpful.  And turns out I did fill it out right with the exception of one line.  So I changed it and sent it off.  DONE & DONE!  It's out of my hair now.  Now why they could put on the instructions this wording, cause this is exactly what the guy tells me.  Which box did you check?  I told him, he said put the amount on line 2 and line 10a and your done.  REALLY?  That's it?  Geez that was easy WTF?

Well have a great weekend, and I will try to post more throughout the week in the future....hopefully!

Thursday, April 7, 2011


Yesterday, was not a good day to say the least.  The girl and I had it out right before school.  It actually got me to the point where I was so mad, and so frustrated I actually called a fucking therapist, because I was literally freaking the fuck out.  Unfortunately for me, they couldn't get me in for two weeks.  But I am still gonna go cause I need to figure out a way to deal with her.  I don't want to hate her, but I can say I did yesterday.  My hubby was a trooper last night though, shockingly enough, he actually sat and listen to me blubbering about what a horrible mom I felt like I was for being so mad at her and being such a mess.  And he fed me wine which helped a lot.  Usually he just says, I don't want to hear it, Ive had a bad day, but he was very hhmmm, compassionate last night.  Wonder what got into him?  Maybe he saw how I was feeling and knew it wasn't the typical shit.

So for some reason it was super calm last night after my meltdown, everyone was super calm, getting along, quiet.  And this morning was equally as nice.  I feel so much better today.

The snow is back :(  And I have to go to Reno today (during work hours yay) to play with the new xerox machine were getting for the office.  And I get to go to lunch to boot.  It's the little things that make me happy! 

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

I'm Not With It!

I am just not feeling it today.  It kind of feels like Sunday when I didn't want to move from the couch or my jammies.  I really hope I'm not coming down with something.  The weather has been really screwy lately.  80's then snow tonight. 

Not much has been happening this week, but then again it it only Tuesday.  Work has been crazy with the out of town runs so far.  The hubby Finally got my car fixed so I don't have to drive the gas guzzling pig anymore.  Very happy for that.  My little cousin's birthday is today.  15 years old.  God that makes me feel so old.  I remember when he was born, I was graduating high school.  So were all going to dinner tonight.  Geez there are a lot of April birthdays in my family.  My BFF's is on Thursday and mine is on Saturday.  It's kind of depressing me that I cant even do ANYTHING that day.  Due to baseball and other kids party's that sound way more fun then spending moms birthday with her.  OH WELL!  The best I can get out of it is lunch :(  and thats a maybe at that.

OK I will stop depressing you with the poor me's!  Off to do more work now!  TA TA!

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Right now!

I am watching the hubby running around the kitchen, trying to find shit so he can make a pizza for lunch. Since he doesn't cook....ever, and we moved fairly recently, he can't find a damn thing. It's kind of funny watching him look through every drawer, muttering to himself about how fucked up the kitchen is set up and the fact that it's all my fault. Hey I'm the one that cooks, so I set it up the way I thought it should be.

Last night we went to dinner for my brothers birthday. We hit this BBQ joint I have never been to before. Omg! They had the best damn smoked brisket with BBQ sauce I have ever had. I even took some home to enjoy for an afternoon snack. Speaking of birthdays, mine is this coming Saturday. Not that I am going to be able to do anything for it since my son has a birthday party for a kid from school from 3-5, then has his first baseball game that night at 6:30. So guess I'm going to have to put that off either till Sunday, or figure out something for Friday night.... Wait nevermind he has practice on Friday night. The only thing I can hope for is that the hubby remembers to get me my favorite bundt cake from the place by were he works. That would make me really really happy. He better remember!

Well it's a lazy Sunday for me, I'm still in my jammies, and I think I'm going to stay that way for the rest of the day!