Monday, April 25, 2011


Easter was an a very eventful day to say the very least.  I had it at my house this year.  It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.  Hell by the way things were going, I threw a hell of a party.  The kids were happy with their baskets, the girl wasn't to much of a pain in ass.  Everyone headed over at 1ish, and everyone headed straight for the wine.  I don't know how many bottles I opened, but it was a lot.  About an hour after everyone got here, the entire family (adults only) were drunk or half drunk.  My uncle passed out, mouth open on my couch for two hours (lucky him he slept most of it off) while the rest of us got smashed.  Finally everyone left around 6:30ish and the hubby who was driving our go cart around was like hey wanna go for a ride?  I was folding laundry in order to keep myself from passing out and was like sure! So we left the kids with the 17 year old for an hour or so and we ended up driving the go cart to our friends house across the street from my aunts who was also there like 2 blocks away.  More wine!  Lets just say this morning I think I went to work drunk, and my son lost his tooth last night and his idiot drunken parents forgot to leave the tooth fairy money under his pillow.  I got the dollar out of my purse and gave it to the hubby and in the middle of the night he was like is that money on the dresser?  Where did that come from?  DUH!  So needless to say he will be getting double what he would have for our fuck up.  Other then that it was a good day. 

This weekend the in laws are coming for a visit.  That should be interesting, it always is.


  1. I wish I could have come to your

  2. Come on, crazy mama, what's up. Missing your posts BADDDD!! Inquiring minds want some news as only you can write it.


  3. I know I'm so sorry, I promise I will have one up shortly. I have lots to tell.