Monday, February 28, 2011

Frickity Fracking FUCK!

Huh, well alrighty then.  I obviously got my Internet working....YAY, but one problem, the place I put my computer, where a phone jack was, apparently the phone jack doesn't work.  So I had to get a really long phone cord, drag it across the kitchen, unplug my phone, and plug in the computer for it to work.  Just until I can get the hubby to fix the jack.

Yesterday, we had a day of rest since we finished the move Saturday.  I got everything put away (except for a box or two of unimportant shit I don't need.  So I decided to hit the movies with mom yesterday.  I got home, made a meatloaf, and then all hell broke loose.  I started yelling for the boy to come down to dinner and no response.  So I go up there and he's asleep.  I was like OK, he did say his stomach hurt about an hour ago, and his friend was over this afternoon playing, so maybe he's just tired.  So we sit down to eat and halfway through my meal the boy comes down soaked in puke.  FUCK.  He threw up all over his bed, the bedding I just washed and put on 2 hours prior.  All over the toilet in the bathroom and his clothes.  I thought maybe he played to hard or ate a bunch of crap while I was gone (I did leave him with dad)  So I cleaned him and everything up, blew up his bedroll sleeping bag thing and put him in my bed to watch TV since his mattress was soaked.  Well about 8 I think we all fell asleep, and by 9 I woke up and told the hubby to move him to his bed on the floor.  Right when we moved him he starts dry heaving, so we run him over to the sink where he throws up while asleep, the hubby is holding him up trying to wake him up.  Finally got it cleaned up AGAIN, and we all went to bed.  Repeat this scenario about 3 more times during the night, but he did manage to wake up and get to the bathroom.  It' was a long ass night.  He seems to be feeling better this morning, I got some food into him that hasn't made a comeback yet.  I fell totally shitty for calling in, on a Monday, when we are short handed, but he is more important at the moment.

So moving into this new house has made me feel very happy.  I was so fucking upset about all the shit that has gone on with the other house, but now, I don't know, I'm glad it's over.  I think that this was probably the best thing for us.  Only time will tell, but for now good riddance to the old and welcoming into the new.  A fresh start for us now to move on and hopefully be a lot happier in the long run without all the stress of the house.  It's like the weight is gone for now.  And still the banks can go fuck themselves, and eat shit.  I wish I didn't even need a bank, but unfortunately it's like gas, know matter how much they drive up the price, you will still pay for it because you NEED it.

Well happy Monday all!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

No Internet :(

Well we are finally moved. Downside is the computer isn't set up yet so, yay, I'm doing a quick post on my phone. Ok the move in a quick rundown. Friday the hubby took the day off and moved, while it was snowing. All day! The weather was crap, but he and a friend of ours got all the big shit done. So that left all the little shit, which my mom and I accomplished Friday night and yesterday. I have been up at 4 in the morning the last 3 days. Hopefully today I can get the computer set up and just teat before work. The new house is right across the street from the school, so yay the kids can walk and no more driving. I finally got the washer and dryer in yesterday afternoon so I can do tons of fucking laundry the rest of the week. But the upside to moving is everything gets a good cleaning. Well that's all for now, I will write more when the computer gets running. I think I'm actually going through Internet withdrawals!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Fuck BofA

Well that was the biggest waste of time ever. They didn't supply the paperwork in time so everything is null and void. So I say fuck you start the foreclosure process over. I'm moving!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

"D" Day!

Tomorrow is decision day for the house.  It seemed like it took forever to get here and now I find myself not ready to do this.  So either I am going to the rental place to sign my lease right after, or I'm asking for my money back.  I hope to get my money back.  But then again it would be nice to live in a bigger house.  I just don't know.  So the hubby is all set to start moving this weekend, and hey guess what?  It suppose to start snowing again tomorrow through Saturday.  Of course.  Why cant anything just go my fucking way for a change.

Well I pretty much didn't leave the house this weekend.  I ventured out on Saturday night for dinner and that was about it.  I figured Monday, me and the boy should probably get out in the fresh air.  Considering he spent all weekend lounging in his underwear.  I don't know whats with that kid but if were not going anywhere he isn't getting dressed.  So we picked up my mom and went to get the boy a haircut.  Then we stopped off at In & Out for lunch, then Costco.  I got the dog a new bed cause hers was all flat and she really needed a new one.  So I threw one in the cart and my son got a bright idea.

Yes I carted him around in the cart, on the dog bed, all over Costco.  At one point he had my phone in hand playing angry birds while lounging in the cart.  Put him in his underwear and he would have been in heaven....hahahaha. 

Well I will let you know the big decision when I hear it tomorrow.  Wish me luck!

Friday, February 18, 2011

More Snow!

Yay it's been an exciting 4 days of nothing but snow!  I was especially excited this morning about having to drag the trash can through 6 inches of snow to the curb because guess what it's trash day and the hubby didn't shovel this morning.  So in addition to doing that, I shoveled half the driveway as well.  I know half the driveway isn't shit, but I have a big fucking driveway, and didn't have time to finish it before taking the kids to school this morning.  Oh and that's another thing, every school is closed in the vicinity except ours.  I tell you I could have really used a snow day today!

The hubby's snoring.......well let's just say he's lucky he's waking up alive these days.  I am so fucking tired from being up kicking his ass all night to roll the fuck over.  This morning I got to rise at the grand old time of 4:10.  At that point I was trying to go back to sleep but the snoring wasn't stopping and figured what the hell I might as well stay up because the alarm is going to go off any minute now.  I have come to the conclusion I really need my own room.

Yesterday my hairdryer took a shit on me.  Of course right as I start to dry my hair.  A minute into it, it went kaput.  So yay, I was left with sopping wet hair, my flat iron warmed up and no hairdryer.  I threw one of the girls head bands in to keep it out of my face and went to my moms where she was staying the night and half assed dried my hair.  By that time it was half dry anyways so yes I had a really bad hair day.  On the upside, I asked the hubby if he would get me a new one on his way home, and he actually did.  This is probably why I am letting him live at the moment.

So NASCAR is starting back up this week.  I know what your thinking...."redneck"  no I am not, I just like to watch and occasionally go to a race.  Hey after 10 years of being forced to watch something, you tend to get in to it.  Plus when it's on it makes me nap like nobody's business.  I miss my naps.  And My driver has won the duels and the bud shootout.  Go #22!  Lets see if he can go for 3 this Sunday!

Have a wonderful weekend all!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011


This morning I woke up to a freaking blizzard out.  It has been so nice for the last month and a half.  60 degrees, I thought spring had finally sprung!  Guess I was dead wrong.

Let me start with the Valentines day dinner.  Mom picked up the kids so I could go straight home.  We left the house about five to five, got to the place, which was dead.  It kind of made me wonder why he made reservations to begin with?  The menu was small, like one page with 7 things on it, so it wasn't hard making a decision on what to eat.  I had me a sangria, oh my, that was the best drink I had in a long time.  I am really going to start having to make that shit at home for when the kids are getting out of hand.  Anyways back to dinner.  We ordered and it took our food approximately 2 minutes to arrive at our table after we ordered.  I swear the whole dinner lasted exactly 35 minutes.  Then we left.  That was that.  The food was OK, nothing to get excited over, but I gave it a whirl and don't think I'll be back.  And still no flowers to speak of!

Today I decided on a burger for lunch.  So I headed to Jack in the Crack for a Jumbo Jack and a couple of tacos.  Go through the drive through (which I guess was my first mistake) Grab my food and happily eat my fries on the way back to the office.  I pull up and decide to picnic in my car for a few cause I'm starving, pull out my burger and notice I do not have a burger, I have a breakfast sandwich.  Which I don't mind but it's lunch, why would someone be ordering breakfast?  Needless to say my egg sandwich didn't compliment my tacos.  I think that's probably why my stomach is turning at this very moment, but I did eat it.

So I read on MSN that a teacher was fired for her blog.  You know she didn't name names, the school or even use her full name.  I say good for her.  It was probably some form of therapy dealing with all those ungrateful bastards day to day.  Everyone needs an outlet.  Kids suck.  I totally disagree with what happened to her.  But then again I guess that's the price you pay for publicly posting on the web.  I can pretty much guarantee the people around this office would have a stroke if they read some of the shit I post.  Only a few people here read this so I guess I better be nice to them......hahahaha  :)

Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy I will be disappointed again this year day!

Yes it's that time of year again where I will once again be disappointed.  Yes I know, over 10 years I should learn, but every year I get my hopes up into thinking maybe this will be the year!  Every year I am sadly let down.  However, he is taking me out to dinner.  I know it's the thought, but really?  A Mexican restaurant in a casino?  OLE OLE!  If I wanted Mexican food, it better be good and not from some shitty casino.  I will not complain to him though.  I will just sit here and whine to you guys about it.  If I say one word to him, I get NOTHING!  So I will eat my crappy Mexican food and deal with it.  I mean how hard is it to go to the store, buy a ten dollar thing of flowers and call it a day.  That's all I ask!  And I don't think that's much!  Maybe I'll get lucky and it will give me the shits and I can call in tomorrow.

So fucko has been snoring like a freight train this weekend.  It's waking me up in the middle of the night it's so fucking loud.  I can actually hear him through my ear plugs.  I seriously thought about smothering him with a pillow last night.  But, I decided to just kick the crap out of him till he rolled into some position to stop long enough for me to fall back asleep.  He needs his own room, and I need some god damn sleep!  It's really putting me in a mood.

While dropping the kids off at school this morning, I pull up to the round about thing to drop off and the protocol is drop and go, no parking!  The BITCH in front of me is like out of her car giving the kid a pep talk or something, all while I have all but booted my kids out of a moving car to keep the traffic flowing.  I sit there and I'm yelling LADY WTF?  Of course the ass behind me is so far up my ass I cant back up.  She glances at me, starts walking to her car door, turns around and starts walking towards her kid, which has almost made it to the front door of the school.  FUCKING A, are you kidding me?  I yelled lady if you need to park there is a lot over there, if not move your fucking car so I can leave.  I mean Jesus she is parked right next to the f-ing sign that says NO PARKING!  Finally the asshole behind me backed up so I could back up to leave.  FUCKING BITCH, thanks for making this day suck more ass for me!

Friday, February 11, 2011

I Cheated

My daughters science fair project is due next Tuesday.  So in order not to do it at the very last minute I decided on Wednesday we would do it.  My plan didn't work out so well.  We did it on static electricity.  Simple enough, you would think.  Rub a balloon on 3 different surfaces and see which surface creates more static.  Then stick them to the wall to see how long each will stick.  Well it didn't fucking stick to the wall.  I got frustrated and taped them to the wall so I could take a picture and told her not to tell her teacher we cheated.  I know I'm a bad mom.....whatever!  Then made up the data in order to make a fucking graph that took me 6 times to re do cause I couldn't figure it out.  Ugh!  I hate school.

So the whole work thing SUCKS big ass.  They finally decided not to hire anyone.  Lucky me.  Oh well I will just wait till it blows up in their faces and then I'll get what I want.

Well we got approved for the house.  Now just waiting on the mediation.  I am kind of shocked though with our credit being as fucked up as it is and all.  But this means they must not have checked anything.  Figures, but hey it's all going to work out in the end either way.

Have a nice weekend everyone.  Sorry these are so short lately but I only have little bits of time these!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011


OK while I have a few minutes to myself here,  I'll write a little something.

We went and looked at a house to rent this weekend.  It was a 4 bedroom, nice, but I was a little dissapointed when I saw someone had put a gas insert into the wood burning fireplace.  Bastards!  So filled out the application and heard that we got it yesterday.  Now the only thing to do it wait on this mediation to see if I actually have to move or I don't. 

Today is the hubby's birthday.  Last night I made a 3 1/2 pound meatloaf because he always bitches that theres not enough left over for sandwiches.  Well I made sure there was this time!  And being the nice wife that I am decided to make him a sugarless cheesecake for his birthday.  Considering he is diabetic and all.  I didn't realize the fucking thing was going to take 3 hours to make.  I hope it turned out OK, if not to bad.  I still have to go out and get him a present.  I made it easy on myself tonight.  Pulled pork sandwiches and cheesecake for desert.  The pork roast is in the crock pot, so I literally have to do NOTHING tonight.

Work has been busy since I actually have to work now.  I have time to do nothing and the boss lady is dragging her feet hiring someone.  Ugh, she better get on it soon because vacations are coming up next month.

Friday, February 4, 2011


This is going to be short because I haven't had any time this week due to the Bipolar minion calling in sick for the last 4 days.  But something happened yesterday that needed to be shared real fast.

Bipolar minion called yesterday afternoon and quit!  She said it was personal problems.  Yeah your a hypochondriac!

Yes, I cant believe it,  I'm finally free.  But now I'm stuck being short handed.  And having to actually work, so my posts might slow way down for a while.  But I will try my hardest to get to it when I can, and I'm sure there will be some good stories of the hiring process, it always is. 

Have a good weekend everyone