Tuesday, November 23, 2010

My brain is fried and it's only Tuesday!

Where to begin?  HHHMMM, OK lets start with Saturday.  I got up and the weather forecast was calling for a big storm.  To my surprise the sky was blue and not a single hint of snow.  It was freezing balls out, but still pretty.  I figured the weather guy lied again.  I called my mom and asked her if she wanted to go to Kohl's with me, seeing as how she owed me a new pair of jeans.  I managed to swindle a sweater out of her too, because the jeans were on sale and I had a $10.00 off coupon.  Then we went to my most favorite store in the world......Walmart :(  I had to get my son a new winter jacket, since it was suppose to snow.  Then we headed to Costco for lunch.  We didn't actually buy anything, just went to all the food stations and ate.  I swear I had an entire thanksgiving meal from 5 of the stations.  So I get home to find the oldest kid hanging out at the house.  The hubby tells me that we are all going out to dinner (since dopey shit spent his 19th birthday back in jail, kind of a repeat of his 18th)  I was like fine with me, whatever.  So dopey shit says well I'm going to go hang out with my girlfriend and I'll be back at 5 to go to dinner.  Instant suspicion on my part, but hey not my kid.  The hubby reluctantly agrees and so 5 rolls around and no kid.  He texts him and says where are you we are leaving?  He says I'll be there in 10 minutes.  We wait.......20 minutes later we were just about to leave without his ass, and he comes walking up.  Gets in the truck and alls I smell is mouthwash.  But being me and needing to mind my own damn business I say nothing.  Then the hubby says that's some pretty strong mint coming from you, what have you been doing?  Nothing he replies, it's my gum.  Uh huh, sure it is.  So he says why didn't she drop you off at the house?  Why were you walking?  He comes up with some lame excuse that she dropped him off at Walgreen's cause she had to go to a BBQ.  Whatever I'm thinking fucking liar.  So we get to the restaurant, and he's like I gotta go to the bathroom.  He's gone like 15 minutes and the hubby says gee he's taking a long time.  DUH!!!!  Because he's either high or drunk I haven't quite figured it out yet, but still I say nothing but uh huh.  So we order and I am noticing how twitchy he seems to be and think HIGH.  And considering he said he was starving and barley ate anything was another indicator.  I swear these kids think that we are so stupid.  Dude I was your age once, I did the same thing (well I was smart enough to do it, have fun, then straighten my ass up and be an adult)  anyways cant pull the wool over my eyes.  So then after dinner he makes this lame excuse up that he needs to be dropped off at his friends house.  Seriously I thought the hubby's head was going to explode because he knew what was going on, but didn't say anything surprisingly.  After he dropped him off he called the mom and found out the kid wasn't with the girlfriend at all.  Once again DUH, I could have told you that.  And there you have it.  That was Saturday.

Sunday was nothing spectacular.  It actually did snow like 5 inches, so we pretty much stayed in by the fire place all day.  Had some pizza for dinner, and watched some movies.  Nothing exciting except when step bastard decided to come home.  I think the hubster was still pissed about Saturday night with dopey shit and blew his top.......FINALLY.  He gave the step bastard the suburban to drive (our extra snow/kid/family car) because of his broken arms.  He just got the casts off and went back to school.  Gives the jobless asshat $30.00 for gas and says make sure your mom pitches in too, cause that thing is a gas hog and you are going to not have enough gas to get you through the week if your driving it all over the place.  Well, mom gave him money, he lied to the hubby about how much and turns out he ended up with like $60.00 total.  Put 20 on for gas and spent the rest.  Then wants a new car.  First of all you have no job, second of all does it look like we are made of money?  We are about to lose our house, but the free truck in the driveway isn't good enough.  You want something else.  You do no chores, you have no job, but everyone owes you.  What a little fucker.  I was glad and snickering when the hubby was laying into him.  Needless to say he went to his moms for the week.  Oh yes and I find out the girl decided while at her dads that she needed to shave her legs.....she's 10.  And proceeded to cut the shit out of her shin.  I asked her why she did that and she says the kids at school made fun of my hairy legs........IT"S WINTER!  You haven't worn shorts in like 2 months.  I simply say when you get hair in your pits, you can shave your legs, until then NO!

Monday, the school calls, the girl has a fever.  HUH, not now.  So grandma goes and picks her up.  I make an appointment with the doctor because that girl usually ends up with strep.  Leave early go get her, take her to the doctor and she says I think she has a virus.  No strep thank god, but if she's not better in a couple of days call and I will call in some antibiotics.  Why cant you just give them to me now?  In a couple of days it will be thanksgiving and she will be infecting EVERYONE.  But I left dropped her back off at grandmas so she wouldn't have to get up in the morning.  Go home and plopped my ass on the couch with a headache for the rest of the night.

Today,  I have been running around like a chicken with my head cut off this morning.  First off to the bank to cash a check so I can go to the post office to get a money order for this mediation thing because they wont take personal checks.  Then to the post office get the money order, mail my crap, pick up the mail for work and head back.  All while calling the doctor's office because the girl still has a fever and I want MEDS.  Grandma says I have to go get rolls for thanksgiving so I will get the meds while I'm out.  Great, until it started to blizzard out, so guess who ended up getting the rolls and the meds.......ME.  At lunch time I dropped everything off had lunch and left, then she calls me AGAIN (grandma)  She needed bread and decided to go out, I was like I could have got it for you when I went to get the rolls.  Anyways she says her garage door fell off the track again.  Of course it did, so now I have to call hubby to fix it.  He says well I guess I'll just leave early and blame you when we don't have any money.  DUDE, it can wait till you get off, don't use that as an excuse to leave.  He should be in a wonderful mood when I get home.  Oh and I took tomorrow off so I could clean the house and relax a little kid and hubby free.  OH NO, guess who decided to take the day with me.  HIM (blame me cause we have no money my ass it's your own damn fault).  So now I gotta deal with his ass all day.  I think I'd rather come to work.  At least I did get my bonus today to go shopping on Friday.  That's one good thing.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, I sure I will be back next Monday unless I get a free minute.


  1. I love the way you state everything. :) I think we have the same attitude! Hugs hang in there! I can't wait for Monday!!!

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