Question: How many police cars does it take to pull over a little old lady wearing a flowered hat?
Answer: Appearently it's three!
I was on my way home for lunch today and spotted the back of a patrol car at the end of my street. I know I don't live in the best neighborhood, there is a laundromat and self storage at the end of my street. Hey it's all I could afford. So Just as I was about to turn the corner I thought to myself hhhhmmmmm whats going on? Drug Bust? Drunk Driver? Fight at the laundromat? Nope, one little old lady in a wicker flowered hat surrounded by 5 police men. I looked....OK, starred and thought what could this lady have done to need this many cops? I saw no ran over children near by, no ambulance? As I made my way down the street to my house. I said to myself aaaahhhh my hard earned tax dollars at work interrogating the little old lady in the flowered hat....GEEE I feel so much safer now that that cow is off the road. Give me a break!
Well My Husband has decided not to go to work AGAIN today because his back still hurts. Instead he decides to go shopping....at the grocery store.....while losing 2 days worth of pay because he is hurt. He spent $105.00 on beer, a birthday card for his dad, hamburger buns and sunscreen. Yes this is why we DO NOT let our men go shopping, but he managed to get a $6.00 rebate on the thirty pack of beer he purchased WOOOO HOOOOO. On the upside I did have lunch made for me when I got home, aside from that he is REALLY fucking up my lunchtime routine. First make a sandwich, second turn on the soap opera, third head to the computer and play my facebook games while eating a sandwich and watching TV all at the same time. I have it down to a science. So got my sandwich....check.....got the TV on AMC....check.....facebook.....check.......husband sitting down next to me blocking the TV whining about me on the computer to much.....check......then has the gall to ask for a lunchtime quickie???? HAHA....I DON'T THINK SO pal! Move your ass over your blocking my view. If he can have sex then he can go to work! Until then NADA!