Yes, I sure as fuck did. Oh NO, I'm not getting sick, I feel better today. It's just a cough. MY ASS! It has turned into full blown snotfest. Last night about 8 while watching the world series with the hubby (I'll get to that little tid bit later) the nose started to clog and the cough started to come on with a vengeance. I decided to take some cold meds, but they did not help. I spent the entire night tossing and turning trying to get the clogged side of my nose to drain to the other side (you know what I'm talking about) Then I just loved waking up from a dead sleep to have snot running out of my nose like a faucet. The tissues were in my sons room and I was to lazy to get up and used a piece of toilet paper I had gotten earlier. Well at some point I was scrambling for the tissue and last time I had used it I guess I didn't hit the dresser trying to put it back. It fell on the floor, so of course I'm stretching halfway off the bed searching the floor for it, finding it had landed on the dog bed and it was stuck under the dogs ass. After finally retrieving the toilet paper and to lazy to get another one, I used it and ended up with dog hair up my nose. Of course I cant call in sick today, because Bipolar BITCH, decided she needed today off. FUCKING BITCH! So I turned my purse into a tissue box and went on my way. I love Vicks Puffs tissues. I just want to wad them up and shove them up my nose and breath the sweet aroma of menthol. Hey that's not a bad idea. Someone needs to invent the "Nosepon" Complete with menthol relief!
So I love watching sports with the hubby. It is so entertaining to hear him yelling at the TV. He is rooting for the Giants but still is like yelling at the Rangers pitchers for pitching good pitches ( I mean come on pick a side already). I don't get it. It is comical though. So the last inning we decide to head to our room to watch some shit we have recorded. He says I don't need to watch the last couple plays, I know the giants are going to win. OK, whatever you can watch it if you want, I mean we have already watched the entire game why not finish it? So he starts the show, stops it 2 minutes later and says I just want to see if it's over yet. Check the game, starts the show, repeat, like 3 times. I'm like just leave the fucking game on till its over please. Stop this madness. Finally got to finish the show we started after like a half hour.
Yesterday one of the Attorneys I work for (there's like 15 of them) started talking about Sharon Angle (and how much we HATE that psycho BITCH). And he tried to make a joke about her not having a "wiener" but what was funny about it was he said it so quiet like he was a little kid, made it all the more funny. Plus he says I saw your friend Carol today. I was like Carol, Carol, Oh you mean Boobs? The look on his face was priceless when I said that. He said at the bank. I was like yeah Boobs, that's what we call her because she has huge fake knockers. HAHAHA, I can imagine him going in there now totally starring at her chest after I said that. Even my hubby has her in his phone as Boobs! I have ruined his banking experience, or I might have just made it a little more pleasurable! :)