Friday, October 29, 2010

Kicked Out!

I was kicked out of work yesterday.  Geez, everyones a germ a phobe at my office.  They cant handle a little coughing, or snot.  What the hell.  I was told "GET OUT" when I delivered something to one of my co workers office.  Whatever though, I really didnt want to be there, nor did they want me there so I left.  Thank you menopausal minion for picking up the slack for me.  I promise to not talk shit about you for at least one week!  So after I was asked to leave for the umpteenth time, I left.  Went straight to Wal Greens, picked up Robitussin, nose spray, alkaseltzer plus, and went home.  Drank the nasty stuff (which didn't work by the way) took the cough medicine (that didn't work either) sprayed my nose, aaahhhhh sweet relief! The only thing that worked.

I promised the boy on Wednesday night if he would just eat the spaghetti I made I would take him out to where ever he wanted to eat on Thursday.  I picked him up and asked what do you want to eat.  He says nothing because of course he just had a Halloween party, and ate a bunch of shit for the last 2 hours.  I was like fine were going home.  I texted the hubby and said pick something up on your way home.  Well apparently he didn't get that message because he came home with nothing.  He says well theres some boneless wings I brought from lunch eat those.  OK yes I want your leftovers that were probably in your car for the last 4 hours, can you say e coli!  But to hell with food poisoning I'm hungry and not in the mood so fuck it I ate them.  I also ended up eating the hubby special again.  Grilled cheese.

So we are suppose to go on that ghost tour tomorrow night.  He says how are you going to go if your sick?  I'm like I don't care if I have to drug myself into a semi coma like state, I'm going.  He says no you better stay home and I'll have fun with the girls.  We are going with my friend and her daughter and I think her cousin.  Yeah, I don't think so.

Well shit, my son seems to be coughing now.  Great, now he's sick and this should make trick or treating fun.  One good thing I noticed, my abs a super sore from coughing so much.  Maybe I can get some of that mommy pooch to go away with this cold. 

Happy Friday, and Happy NV Day for you Nevadans that read this.  Have a great day off.  I'll be resting in bed all day!

9 comments:

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  2. "One good thing I noticed, my abs a super sore from coughing so much. Maybe I can get some of that mommy pooch to go away with this cold."

    ha! you know, that never crosses my mind when I'm sick.. and now you kinda make me wish I had a bad cough... 'cause sit ups/crunches suck ass.

    (sorry I deleted the other comment, I caught a lame typo right as I clicked "post"... and my "daughter of an english teacher" side came out. I will go beat her now, no worries.)

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  3. Haha I could cough on something and send it to you.....lol!
    Don't worrie about it, if I didn't have spell check nobody would understand my typing!

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  4. Get feeling better! Coughing and throwing up are two ways that being sick could possibly help those abs! I absolutely hate throwing up though, yuck!

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  5. Oh yeah throwing up is awful! I have a feeling this cough will be around a while. Flat stomach here I come!

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  6. Oh dear.. isn't it so screwed up that we get sick just in time for an eventful weekend??? that always happens to me. feel better you. take a photo of your ripped abs when this is all over.

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  7. Hahaha I wish theywere ripped after all the coughing!

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  8. Ok, I'm late as hell, but feel better. I realize you're probably completely cured by now, but fuck it. I mean well.

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  9. Actually I am feeling better, but still sick. Thanks!

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