I am so glad it's Friday. I cant wait to NOT go to work tomorrow. The kids were in rare form last night, Lucky me. After trying to kill each other on the trampoline for an hour I finally got sick of the screaming and called them in for dinner, where I got an ear full from snotty. "I don't like sausage, I'm not eating" give me a break here your 9 quit whining like your 2 and just eat it or wear it. After all the bitching, keep in mind she's ate this like a hundred times, she decides it's OK and she'll eat it. Huh that girl is going to drive me to the loony bin. Next came the dreadful shower time. trying to get mouthy in the shower is like pulling teeth. Finally booted his ass in there got his hair washed and went to the couch to enjoy 5 minutes of no kids.
So yesterday I went out to take a break and read my book when something kind of funny happened. I'm sitting in my car when I noticed a guy riding a bike. He couldn't have been any older then 17ish. There was a girl walking about 20 feet behind him when I noticed he was talking to her then started smacking his ass at her. I was like OK? So then stops dead center in the intersection un does his belt (I really think he was about to moon her), but then looked right at me, I started cracking up cause I knew what was coming, but he got gun shy once he noticed me and rode off. Oh well to bad he didn't have the balls to do it anyways.
OK so my day just got a little shittier. Bipolar minion called in, yay me, she has a headache, I'm sure you do.....BITCH. REALLY, who do I have to fuck around here to get some decent help. Well now that my semi good mood is ruined I guess I better get to work.....thanks whore!