I'm trying to be calm!

Hhhhmmmm, I am really trying to keep my composure here.  But I feel my blood pressure creeping up on me.  I just got an email from the receptionist that Bipolar minion wont be in today due to her kid being sick.  What's wrong with this you ask?  I'll fucking tell you.  The problem is that her unemployed boyfriend is home, why does that require you to also stay home?  Does it require two parents to watch a sick kid?  (I really doubt she's even sick)  the answer if NO.  I'm sure she thought since she is out of sick time and probably vacation as well that she would pull the sick kid card, nope, not buying it, not as dumb as I look.  This will put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day now.....Thanks, and I'm sure everyone else will thank you when I yell at them today.  And I will make sure they no it's YOUR FAULT.